Size is Against Him
After Charlie saw the news clip about the Florida man using an alligator to get beer at a Quik Stop, he wondered if his gator would work–Nope! Too big to get through the door! Plus, the gator demanded his share of the beer . . .
Fast Tanner
When offered UVA and UVB sun block, Herbert said, “Never mind, I’m a fast tanner–let the melanin take care of it . . .
Just Joking
An alligator goes into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Who would taste better, Hillary or Donald?” He said he thought the question should be “Who would taste worse?” Then he asked the bartender, “Grilled or deep fried . . .?”
Just a Taste
Michael was stupefied; he had just taken a small taste of the NY NY tourist lady’s ice cream as he poked his head out of the shrubbery, and she threw her iced cream cone in the trash and ran screaming . . .
Dancing With the Stars
Anton (pictured) was tired of working long hours at Popeye’s Chicken for chump change. His girl friend told him he had beautiful eyes and should try out for “Dancing With The Stars;” maybe the close up shots would capture his dreamy eyes and make him a star . . .
Sunblock Blues
In spite of Sandy’s dermatologist touting the benefits of sunblock, she still had mottled skin, and the sunblock burned her eyes when she came up from a swim . . .