Reptiles & Amphibians

    Size is Against Him

    After Charlie saw the news clip about the Florida man using an alligator to get beer at a Quik Stop, he wondered if his gator would work–Nope! Too big to get through the door! Plus, the gator demanded his share of the beer . . .

    By |July 30th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Size is Against Him

      Fast Tanner

      When offered UVA and UVB sun block, Herbert said, “Never mind, I’m a fast tanner–let the melanin take care of it . . .

      By |July 5th, 2018|Categories: Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Fast Tanner

        Just Joking

        An alligator goes into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Who would taste better, Hillary or Donald?”  He said he thought the question should be “Who would taste worse?”  Then he asked the bartender, “Grilled or deep fried . . .?”

        By |July 2nd, 2018|Categories: Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Just Joking

          Just a Taste

          Michael was stupefied; he had  just taken a small taste of the NY NY tourist lady’s ice cream as he poked his head out of the shrubbery, and she threw her iced cream cone in the trash and ran screaming . . .

          By |June 27th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Travel|Tags: , |Comments Off on Just a Taste

            Dancing With the Stars

            Anton (pictured) was tired of working long hours at Popeye’s Chicken for chump change. His girl friend told him he had beautiful eyes and should try out for “Dancing With The Stars;” maybe the close up shots would capture his dreamy eyes and make him a star . . .

            By |June 14th, 2018|Categories: Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Dancing With the Stars

              Sunblock Blues

              In spite of Sandy’s dermatologist  touting the benefits of sunblock, she still had mottled skin, and the sunblock burned her eyes when she came up from a swim . . .

              By |May 28th, 2018|Categories: Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sunblock Blues