Reptiles & Amphibians

You Keep Using That Word . . .

Huey’s friend Bubba described almost everything as “Awesome:” tacos, snakes, sunsets, mud puddles, even flat tires.  Huey finally had to say, “You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means . . .”

By |October 7th, 2018|Categories: Old Movies, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on You Keep Using That Word . . .

Not a Shape Shifter

Lizard’s Laws of Survival: “Change color, blend in.”  Gary could blend in green, like grass, but he wasn’t a shape shifter, and he was still on a branch . . .

By |October 4th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: |Comments Off on Not a Shape Shifter

If the Creek Don’t Rise

Monday night, Jesse told his wife, “I’m gonna check my alligator sets early tomorrow if the creek don’t rise.”  But it did . . .

By |September 25th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on If the Creek Don’t Rise

Frog Legs

After the storm muddied the waters, fishing on the Gulf Coast had been tough, but the frog leg supply seemed to be holding up . . .

By |September 20th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Fishing, Food, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Frog Legs

Catch and Release

Catch and release sounded good over drinks with his girlfriend (who thought killing animals was cruel), but some doubts surfaced  when Glen tried the first actual release in the wild . . .

By |September 2nd, 2018|Categories: Dating Scene, Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Catch and Release

Snakes in the Garden

Billy was going to protest–every time the kids played “creation in the garden of Eden,” he had to be the snake, even though everyone knew he was too shy to talk to girls . . .

By |August 7th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Snakes in the Garden