When Westley picked up his new pet {Brownie} from the pet adoption center, they said it had been neutered, was current on shots and ready for a new home. They had seemed a bit vague on exact breed of dog he might be. Attempts at training had proved problematic; Brownie would not respond to simple commands like “Come,” “Sit,” or “Stay”, and he was having a real problem with house training. Then there was the matter of the missing cat . . .
When Troy tried to kiss his girlfriend goodnight, her reaction was startling–was it bad breath? Or was it something he said? His lawyer encouraged him to sue someone for alienation of affection . . .
Hunters and fisherman are famous for the “one that got away.” Cisco had always caught the alligators that he hooked in the Texas alligator program. Then it happened–the “big one” got away–but when Cisco showed them the proof, no one had any doubts . . .
While hangin’ with the guys (the cool guys) after the Friday night high school football game, Gordon, the head cool guy, suggested that Kenny (pictured) try some “chaw” (chewing tobacco). Turns out it wasn’t that cool of an experience, especially when the “cool” guys couldn’t quit laughing after he accidentally swallowed . . .
Sadly, Joel had to part with his new pet, Bruce. The apartment manager cited lack of house training, but unspoken was the matter of the missing Jones cat, the disappearance of ChiChi (the Shi Tzu), and one of the Martinez kids not making it home from school . . .
