Reptiles & Amphibians

Full Body Scan

Kermit (pictured), for privacy reasons, had been hesitant to submit to the full body scan; his friends told him that, in spite of promises from TSA that the images would be quickly destroyed and never shared or made public, Kermit would be on You Tube in minutes. And thus, Kermit, famous Sesame Street legend, was not at all surprised when minutes after landing at his destination he was texted with a link to YouTube featuring–yup, good ol’ Kermit in full color. His only question was, what would Lady Gaga have done?

By |October 8th, 2015|Categories: Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Full Body Scan

Alligator Shoes

In Texas, you can get just about anything, even alligator shoes–you just have be sure to know the correct size–alligators get cranky when their shoes are too tight or pinch . . .

By |September 13th, 2015|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Alligator Shoes

Slim Pickin’s

To Jimmy, the thought of living on a mansion seemed just as good as living in a mansion, but sadly,  it had proved to be slim pickin’s

By |September 2nd, 2015|Categories: Economy, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: |Comments Off on Slim Pickin’s

Invitation Declined

Everyone agreed–The Donald looked like a no-compromise sort of guy, even relaxing in his pool–and Megyn from the Fox Network declined to join him in the pool . . .

By |August 10th, 2015|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Invitation Declined

A Tattoo?

Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line); he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover. . .

Not Covered

When the pool guy came to perform the usual services provided under the standard pool maintenance contract, he had to inform Belinda that  alligator removal and relocation was not part of the package, even if the gator had eaten Fifi, the cockapoo, and the cat . . .

By |June 29th, 2015|Categories: Dogs, Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Not Covered