Minimalist
The Landscape architect/Feng Shui guy had proudly presented his work as “Minimalist,” but his bill wasn’t . . .
Person of Color
Clarissa, often accused of being too literal, took issue when she was not included as a “Person of color” by the Government or the media . . .
Explosive Developments
Often, when guys drink and brag, things get explosive and blow up, ending the party with a “bang,” and once again, .45 Shorty (right) was going off half cocked . . .
Nature Abhors a Vacuum
When Dorothy read that “Nature abhors a vacuum,” she was quite puzzled; she rather liked her Dyson . . .
No Vegan
When Gilbert’s girl friend started talking about going vegan, he knew he better start looking around. Asparagus burgers . . .?
Kicked Out
Eloise, while taking the sun in Florida, was mistaken for a protester at the nearby Trump rally. She hadn’t even known it WAS a Trump rally until the Secret Service ejected her . . .