Explosive Developments
Often, when guys drink and brag, things get explosive and blow up, ending the party with a “bang,” and once again, .45 Shorty (right) was going off half cocked . . .
Boys’ Night Out
Eugene was getting a little long in the tooth (beak?) for these boys’ nights out. Too much tequila, not enough sleep, and having to eat mice for breakfast. Maybe it was time he got married.. . . . David, Sf.G.
The Night They Put the Chip in his Head
While at a family gathering, John’s sister asked about the big bumps on his head, but his father said every bullfrog has them. His brother suggested that after a night with the boys and a few too many beers he had just jumped too high and hit the bottom of the bridge. The uncle Huey, the conspiracy theorist, told everyone that while John had been intoxicated, they (either aliens or the KGB) had put a chip in his head and now could read all his thoughts and program some of their own in, so be careful . . . . David, Sf.G.