Obsession
When Tony learned about the “pet rock” craze in the 60’s he became fascinated; in fact his uncle thought it had gone to the point of obsession or hoarding. . .
Social Butterfly
Angry, Eldridge’s girlfriend tweeted #social_butterfly and it went viral, over 1,000,000 re-tweets the first day. Good way to meet chicks . . .
Anti-Lock Brakes
When Henry bought the new rig, he thought that the salesman was just padding the price when he encouraged Henry to go for the anti-lock brake option, but when Henry, who had been texting his girlfriend while driving, suddenly saw he was about to crash, he began to think maybe ABS wasn’t such a bad idea after all.
Prince Memorial
Lucy, fading fast, hadn’t gotten to the Prince Funeral in time and just hoped that she could get a little of the purple rain to refresh her . . .
Dance of the Duckbutts
Henry and Heidi were all atwitter–they were practicing and practicing,–they intended to win first place in the “Dance of the Duckbutts” this year . . .
