Lily, Rose, Daisy, and Honeysuckle, the Fabulous Spider Lilies, had gotten to the finals on “American Idol,” only to be knocked out of the running by a guy that sang “Unchained Melody” while juggling three turtles and tap dancing. “Cheap parlor tricks,” said the girls, as Simon and the crew sent them packing . . .
As Erica put away her “bling,” she couldn’t help but wonder what happened to the Kardashians. They hadn’t been on a tabloid cover for, like, months–had they become un-famous for being famous . . .?
Boudreaux was wild about Pokemon Go; he applied to be the newest Pokémon character, but was told Pokémon was short for Pocket Monster, and not even Texas had pockets that big . . .
Westley, trying to launch an online version of MythBusters, chose to check the urban myth that alligators had no tonsils . . .
Twyla was tired of discrimination and stereotyping–she was always expected to be a gentle vegan–she wanted a double meat Big Mac and Karate lessons . . .
Cynthia (top) and her partner Gabby were very disappointed when they got a reject notice from Cirque du Soleil for their “Cattle Egret standing on One Leg on Cow” act . . .
