They All Taste About the Same to Me
When the pollster asked Cletus whether he preferred the Democrats or the Republicans, he said, “Near as I recall, they all taste about the same . . .”
Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?
A one-legged ventriloquist cattle egret telling Hillary, Donald and Obama jokes through the mute cow with broken horns–who couldn’t laugh at that . . .?
Spendy ‘Do
After spending $150 at the big name salon, Gilroy was worried he might be mistaken for Donald Trump . . .
Candidate Stand-in?
Both of the presidential campaigns were hiring “look-a-like stand-ins” to confuse potential terrorists. Zoe thought her close resemblance to either one should get her the job . . .
Shaky Platform
Considering a late independent run for president, Ross Perot’s grandson was told by his campaign managers that his platform was pretty shaky . . .
