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Lenny didn't mind being vegan (mostly), but those fast food commercials that bragged about bacon and cheese pulled at him. As he got ready for his afternoon siesta, he thought, "To sleep, perchance to dream (of bacon and cheese . . .)
Some Repairs Needed
Renting a summer cabin was not proving as simple as Guido had thought. The Montana “some minor repairs needed” apparently had a different meaning than a Chicago “some minor repairs needed . . .”
“Yikes!”
The president said the California wildfires were caused by California’s poor forestry practices and permitting medical marijuana to be grown on federal forest land. California said it was Washington’s failure to provide proper forest service funding. In the mean time, Montana was living with smoky sunsets and sunrises because of the California wild fires. Iowa and Rhode Island claimed they had no dog in this fight . . .
Campaign Weary
It had been a tough, grueling campaign season for the Muley family, and they were glad Tuesday was the end. Dad was stumping for the red group, Mom for the blue, and Twyla Sue, the baby, for PETA. Needless to say, there were some scheduling as well as fund raising and contribution conflicts. Meanwhile, Twyla Sue heard disturbing reports that Chick Fil A wasn’t vegan . . .
Just Over the Hill
When the Jones family (from Iowa) asked the Ranger where they might see bighorn sheep or mountain goats, he replied “Just over the hill.” They figured “hill” must be a matter of context . . .
Hard Rock Concert
When Daniel heard about the Glacier Park Hard Rock Concert he was intrigued by the acoustics potential. He was concerned there could be power availability problems for the amps and lights, though . . .