When everyone started singing the old Scottish folk song “I’ll take the High Road, and you take the low road,” Lorna was determined to take the low road just to see why it wasn’t that popular. In just minutes, gravel, small and sometimes large rocks rained down from the high road as they were accidentally kicked loose, creating quite a nuisance, and Lorna thought she might have a glimmer of what it was all about. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Josie, lead singer of The Buffalo Gals Montana Country Choir (they had played once with Al Gore & the AlGoreRhythms), had been told all her life she was a beauty and should run for Miss Montana. The judges, however, said she was too thin . . . . . David, Sf.G.
The North Central Montana Golf Club was an institution; it had been a “guys only” club for over a century, but it was now facing an uncertain future. Long winters, short summers, dwindling fortunes had all played a part in eating away the club, but now with the courts and Senator Max Baucus demanding the club let women join, the members could only say “Ewe really know how to hurt a guy”. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Harvey was more than a little depressed; he had watched with awe and admiration the diving competition at the Olympics on TV at his favorite sports bar. He decided to give diving a try at the local YMCA. His girlfriend was visiting New York and promised to bring Harvey a Speedo (they were hard to find in Montana). All she could find in his size was in pink, which Harvey thought was not all that masculine and proper for an Olympic contender, especially when he saw the embroidered “Save The Ta Tas” logo displayed across the backside . . . . David, Sf.G.
Myron had listened to Rush Limbaugh for years but got really excited when he thought he heard Rush say the second amendment to the constitution provided for arming bears. “Well,” thought Myron, “It may be for the best I got that wrong; after all, without opposable thumbs, holding a Glock either to shoot or just reload would be difficult”. . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Lysette had been careful to keep her weight down during her pregnancy and had kept fit and was truly looking forward to surprising her husband on their upcoming anniversary weekend with something special. She was pretty sure Victoria’s Secret would have what she needed, but her expectations were not to be fulfilled. Victoria’s Secret had almost nothing in her size. . . . . David, Sf.G.