It had started out as just fun, but then the rough crowd crashed the party, and some of those attending were very uncomfortable. Unsure of what to do, Jillian asked her friend CoCo, who replied, “Just ask WWTKD?” When Jillian asked for clarification, the answer was “What would the Kardashians do?” This suggestion didn’t bring the comfort she was hoping for . . .
When some Montana residents were asked by the pollsters how their new Federally Mandated health insurance programs were working out compared to their previous health care plan, one said “Fair,” two refused to comment, while two showed their appreciation without uttering a word . . .
Every morning, as the herd climbed up the slope to the grassy hillside to feed, Eunice (middle, skylined) would burst out with at best a fair version of “The hills are alive . . .” even though everyone was sick to death of that song, sung by anyone. Why couldn’t she change up to “Do You Know The Way To San Jose?,” “Satisfaction,” “Light My Fire”, “I’ve Got You Babe”, “Viva Las Vegas”, or even “I Was Born This Way”, or “The Hokey Pokey”–anything but “The Hills Are Alive . . .?”
Kent (middle, back row) had heard Bob Marley’s song “Buffalo Soldiers” and was inspired. He cajoled and bullied his homies to go to the recruiting station and enlist, only to be told they couldn’t–how were they going to hold a rifle? The enlistment officer did suggest they try out as free agents for the NFL; they would make great defensive linebackers . . .
Magdalene (left) tries to explain to her daughter and two nieces that when meeting a new guy you may want to date there have to be lines you just won’t cross, though barbed wire isn’t necessarily one of them . . .
There was enough to eat, Camilla (back) thought, if you knew where to look, but it was always an uphill fight . . .
