Wrong Choice?
Junie had saved for months to buy the yellow Jimmy Choo’s; maybe she should have bought the Doc Martens instead . . .
Head-icure
When asked “Manicure or pedicure?” Lindsay said she thought a head-icure would be more fitting; no distracting gold or silver sparkly things, thank you . . .”
A Question of Style
The girls–all natural blondes–had elected to go with the straight hair style of the 1960’s era folk singers–like Mary Travers of Peter, Paul, and Mary or Joan Baez–but now, as the performance drew near, they wondered if they shouldn’t have added a little curl or color. But then, Lady Gaga pulled it off with the straight blonde (white?) look, didn’t she?
Where Are the Kardashians?
As Erica put away her “bling,” she couldn’t help but wonder what happened to the Kardashians. They hadn’t been on a tabloid cover for, like, months–had they become un-famous for being famous . . .?
Reject
Chrissy, with her beautiful hair, had been quite disappointed when L’Oreal turned her down as a model/spokesperson . . .
Nose Hair Clippers
Ellen had been disturbed about the white growths–her doctor told her it was just part of getting older–get a nose hair clipper if they bothered her . . .