I’d Walk a Mile for a Camel
When Sufi saw the old advertisement for cigarettes that said “I’d walk a mile for a Camel,” she wondered how she could find that guy–she’d let him do one of her miles . . .
Reject
Chrissy, with her beautiful hair, had been quite disappointed when L’Oreal turned her down as a model/spokesperson . . .
Who’d’ve Thought?
Beverly had thought to give modeling a try. Her expectations were modest, though; she was just another “Hot House Flower”. Then she interviewed for Minute Maid and got hired as the “Poster Child” for their new lemon orange drink–Who’d’ve thought?
Not Needed
TV ads kept saying that as you age, you must use moisturizers to prevent drying and wrinkling. Lily was pretty sure that wasn’t going to be her problem . . .
Truth in Advertising
The “For Sale by Owner” advertisement on the Internet had referred to the building as “Quaint”, “Lots of country charm,” “One of a kind” and the statement, “Need for some minor repairs forces seller to accept a lower price.” The ad also said “pictures on request.” It soon became clear why pictures weren’t included in the original Craig’s List ad. . . . . David, Sf.G.