Mars Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Rowena was auditioning for a part in a hybrid film, Mars Attack of The Killer Tomatoes, but wasn’t sure it was worth it to have to listen to Slim Whitman sing “Indian Love Call” .
Hot Stuff
George couldn’t say he hadn’t been warned–he had–but the ghost pepper burger was the hottest thing he’d ever eaten. Being made of cast iron, clearly he had a cast iron stomach, throat, tongue, the works. He was beginning to think that rather than a burger, he had swallowed part of an erupting volcano . . .
Cold Feet
Glen and his buddy Thom had talked of staying the winter in Idaho, thinking there would be little competition for food, but as the snow began, Glen got cold feet . . .
The Art of the Deal
After reading Trump’s book “The Art Of The Deal,” Ranjit understood that it’s not the deal you get, but the deal you think you get, that’s important to consumers. Thus started his “buy 6 carrots and 50 green beans and get a free eggplant” etc, making him the veggie king of the market in less than a week . . .
What Ever Happened to Wonder Bread?
It’s a little known fact, but yes, Wal-Mart bought out Wonder Bread, and now the iconic loaf with a lot of air and a little flour, along with Twinkies, Ho Ho’s and Ding Dongs, are all made in China. As urban legend can attest, shelf life has never been a problem . . .
A Little Protein
Jack (pictured) had been a vegetarian all his life; in fact, his entire family were vegan. But with the advent of streaming television on his iPhone and the ongoing Burger King and Pizza Hut ads, Jack was beginning to have an unending craving for a little animal protein. The Chili’s ad for Baby Back Ribs put him over the top–he was going to go for the all you can eat option. . .