Flawed Business Model
Serving truly fresh sashimi (still alive) had seemed like a good business model until the sashimi simply swam away en route to the diners’ table . . .
Bucket List
The boys agreed–being in the bucket was definitely not on their bucket lists . . .
Talking Turkey
Even after assurances from his psychiatrist that the “Turkey” in Turkey Vulture put him in no danger during certain holidays, Tim was anxious as that holiday neared and people started “talking turkey . . .”
Barnyard Humor
The pigs grunted that his jokes were “corny,” the chickens clucked approval, the ducks said he quacked them up, but the steers said, “You ain’t no cowmedian . . .”
Tree Diet Choices
Bob (Your Uncle) was doing his doctoral thesis to prove that not only do tree rings indicate years, but the bulges show bad diet choices for some years . . .
The Lemon Sisters
Nostalgia prompted a remake of the old Ed Sullivan Show on cable; the first act they signed was the famous Lemon Sisters . . .