Fixin’ To
On a recent visit to Texas, Wayne frequently heard the term “fixin’ to” and couldn’t understand why so many things had to be fixed, and why always 2, in pairs . . .?
Dress Code
When invited for a luncheon interview (and possible job) for the new administration’s global warming study, Cedric wondered if perhaps he should have worn his Trump tie . . .
Dancing With the Stars
When David got his acceptance letter for Dancing With The Stars, it hadn’t mentioned that the stars were from the Swamp People TV show . . .
Doubts
Donna saw the little red light on the “Self Flushing Toilet” that said “Not A Camera,” but with Snapchat and the rest, she had her doubts . . .
Surveillance Worries
With the Game Department putting tracking chips in everything and everyone, Bruce was concerned they would tell his mother he was getting friendly with the older girls . . .
Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness
Jesse was hoping for a quick appointment as Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness. She was backed by PETA–good–but worried about her Louis Farrakhan and Al Sharpton backing . . .