I’d Walk a Mile for a Camel
When Sufi saw the old advertisement for cigarettes that said “I’d walk a mile for a Camel,” she wondered how she could find that guy–she’d let him do one of her miles . . .
Busy
Kenny didn’t mind being vegan, for folks his size the only alternative was bugs and worms. Eating enough grass/seeds for 7 month hibernation took all summer . . .
Mating Season Update
Thinking a little “change-up” may help in mating season, Gwen decided to have her lips and ears pierced and corn rows for her snout. She hoped it wouldn’t be over the top . . .
Days of Our Lives
Jim and Lefty couldn’t believe it. Like many guys, they were secretly addicted to the afternoon soap opera “Days of Our Lives”, and now it was going to be cancelled. Lefty was on his way to Barnes and Noble to check for collections of past seasons on DVD; Jim was going to check Amazon and, as a last resort, maybe eBay for pirated copies from China or Bulgaria . . .
Cheapskate
Dennis was beginning to think his girlfriend was right; being a cheapskate and not renting the snowshoes hadn’t been his best idea . . .
Racing Stripes
When the team from Kenya arrived for the Kentucky Derby, the locals snorted in derision until the Africans explained those were British racing stripes . . .