Just Like Mom
Bridget was told she would be just like Mom. Why, then, did she not have a blue tag on her ear like mom . . .
Bad Grooming Choices
Elise realized she had made some bad grooming choices; the cheap die job ran in the rain, and the Janet Jackson-inspired nose tattoo was a real disappointment . . .
Personal Groomer
Lily Beth (White, standing on one leg) was billing herself as a “personal groomer” and promised a bug free environment. Herman, lying down, promised “All you can eat.”
Diplomacy
Though the Johnson Brothers were considered brilliant at the Ag Department, the President chose to go without them for his first diplomatic visit to the Middle East . . .
Nit Picker
Clementine’s friends all said her new friend, Gilda (top, white) was not only a nit picker, but a freeloader. “And the down side is what?” asked Clemmy . . .
Cattle Drive
The cowboys in movies made cattle drives look easy, but this thing didn’t even have a steering wheel or a cup holder . . .