Pets and Owners Look Alike
Some say that in time pets and owners look alike; there seems to be some validity to the idea, some contend . . .
Freckles
Roy hated being called “Freckles;” he considered them beauty spots. His wife said it was better than “Feckless . . .”
Higher Education
Justine turned down a scholarship to a pricey East Coast University; she had her heart set on Texas A & M, where she could go to Cowledge . . .
Improper Signage
Bernadine was having trouble with her Home Owners Association–they were invoking the “Inappropriate Signage” clause, demanding she remove the offending signs . . .
Cowmedian
He wondered why his jokes fell flat–got no laughs–his girlfriend told him he just wasn’t ever going to be a cowmedian. Maybe he could try some cat or goldfish jokes next open mike night . . .
Cow Humor
Hudson, a native Texas Longhorn, thought rather than go into beef production (no long term prospects there), he would become the first “Cow Comedian,” but his jokes didn’t get much response from his fellow cows. He was trying to decide if they just weren’t funny, or if bovine reticence just made them a tough audience . . .