Higher Education
Justine turned down a scholarship to a pricey East Coast University; she had her heart set on Texas A & M, where she could go to Cowledge . . .
Better Reception
Justine’s son, an electronics and communications major at Texas A&M, told her if she wrapped her horns with aluminum foil, she could get Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, even Hannity. Sadly, he didn’t think she could get any Seinfeld or Jay Leno reruns . . .