Guard Duty
Her Royal Fuzziness, The Princess Buttercup, had been charged with protecting the family from rogue armadillos. She was practicing her “Kill” look, hoping intimidation would limit the actual need for violence . . .
That Dog Won’t Hunt
When Gordy took his newly adopted rescue dog to PetSmart for a trim before rabbit season, the groomer was quick to offer an opinion: “That dog won’t hunt . . .”
Wonder Dog Gone Wrong
Scientists, trying to create a dog that could trail bad guys in any direction, agreed that the first prototype might need some further development . . .
Windblown
Her Royal Fuzziness The Princess Buttercup was wondering if she had carried the casual, windblown look too far . . .
Mixed Breed
When Larry picked up his new dog, the animal shelter told him it was probably a Chihuahua/Schnauzer/Doberman mix. Maybe some Cockapoo. Larry was dubious . . .
What’s in the Future?
A dog Buttercup met at the Vet told her that Snow Globes can foretell the future–Buttercup was still waiting, nothing yet . . .