Social Butterfly
Angry, Eldridge’s girlfriend tweeted #social_butterfly and it went viral, over 1,000,000 re-tweets the first day. Good way to meet chicks . . .
Nose Job
Isabella’s boyfriend Ferdinand says he loves her nose just the way it is–don’t get a nose job–she thinks he’s just cheap and doesn’t want to pay . . .
Not Her Type
Sure, they both had long legs, long beaks, and liked sushi, but Juanita just couldn’t get the guy to understand–he was not her type, and he never would be . . .
Bad Hair Day
Gerald was stunned: as his girlfriend left , she said she wouldn’t be seen with him until he did something about his personal grooming . . .
Not Quite Ready
Anika had always thought promptness a virtue until she met her new boyfriend, Sigmund, who went beyond prompt and arrived everywhere 20 minutes early. As a result, the doorbell was ringing just as she stepped from the shower.
Strategic Retreat
True, turning tail and running wasn’t a pretty picture, but when Howard heard that his fiancee discovered he’d blown the wedding money on Superbowl tickets, well . . .