Bugs

A selection of Bugs

  • Ricardo (pictured) had watched lots of cooking and food shows on The Food Network and was stunned that no one was doing a traveling bee pollen/nectar show. His ongoing theme would be only top shelf stuff--there are lots of flowers in the world; why settle for less than the best?

Top Shelf

By |January 10th, 2020|Categories: Bugs, Flowers, Food|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Top Shelf
  • Carrie, who lived in a "Blue" state, was asked by her neighbors how she was voting in the fall elections.  She replied "Undecided". They expressed some doubts . . .

Undecided

By |January 10th, 2020|Categories: Bugs, Flowers, Politics|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Undecided
  • Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .

Unexpected Weight Gain

By |November 23rd, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Dating Scene, Food, Glamor, Health, Spiders|Tags: , |Comments Off on Unexpected Weight Gain
  • Archaeologists recently made an important discovery--how Noah saved the bees during the Great Flood. He kept them in the arkhives . . .

Save The Bees

By |November 17th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Flowers|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Save The Bees
  • Everyone wanted to look sharp on the first day of school (bugschool) and Sophie did her best.  The butterflies said, "Not bad for a fashionista spider, but where are your wings . . . ?"

Fashionista

By |October 8th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Glamor|Tags: , |Comments Off on Fashionista
  • The State Trooper said he didn't care if Candace was intoxicated from eating fermented berries--as she claimed--or from drinking single malt scotch whiskey. She wasn't flying that day . . .

Grounded

By |September 18th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Food, Health|Tags: , |Comments Off on Grounded