A selection of Various Birds
Wardrobe Malfunction
Lady Gaga’s new pelican outfit just didn’t wow the crowds. Even though nothing fell out, she still considered it a wardrobe malfunction; after all, it couldn’t have been her. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Embarrassing
Juliette hated dirty jokes, and everyone at work knew it and usually respected her opinion. Not bothering to share them with her saved them a heartfelt tongue lashing. When Polly slipped one in without warning one day, Juliette thought her blush was so red and hot she might have Al Gore after her for global warming. . . . . David, Sf.G.
The Bird Who Would Be King
Even though clearly, scientifically, and unarguably a kingbird (Tyrannus tyrannus), Chaz’ chance of being a monarch in the UK in his lifetime were waning, especially with the birth of the new royal baby boy named George (not named after either Bush 41 or 43), son and heir of William and Kate . . . . David, Sf.G.
Endangered Species
Though not on the list himself, Eduardo wished he had paid more attention to the Endangered species list before dining and ending up in jail. Sure, it was a low security “Club Fed” type jail, but who would have thought eating a monkey, bird, anteater, or lizard would have brought this kind of a problem. In his mind protein was protein. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Mary Kay Convention
Chrissy (in white) needed a little extra money to make the bills each month and went to check out the Mary Kay network selling plan. She just didn’t feel like she fit in, and she wasn’t that partial to pink. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Gone Fishing
Believing in the old adage “Give a man (bird?) a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and feed him for life,” Glenford’s father taught all of his children to fish. Glenford wished his dad had taken a little of that instruction time to teach him to cook fish or at least make decent sushi or sashimi . . . . David, Sf.G.