A selection of Various Birds
Sleeping In
Ivan just couldn’t understand why his wife wanted to sleep in Sunday mornings rather than go fishing . . .
We Just Do it That Way
When Trish asked why ducks had to sleep with their beak tucked under a wing–it gave her a sore neck–she was told, “We just do it that way . . .”
Possum Pie
Hank hated (sort of) just dropping in for dinner, but how do you resist the enticing aroma of fresh possum pie . . .?
Truth in Advertising
Justin thought that when in Texas, truth in advertising should mandate they be “Mudhill Cranes” not “Sandhill Cranes.”
Sword Swallower
Bub had applied as an acrobat trainee with the circus, but the Human Resources office assured him he would make a better sword swallower . . .
Training/Commentary
Training/Commentary
Galen, a master falconer, had never used an osprey, and wasn’t sure if this display was political commentary or lack of training . . .