A selection of Various Birds
Getting Her Feet Wet
Glenda’s mentor had suggested that she get her feet wet and run for city council or county commissioner before going into national politics. While not an immigration activist, she strongly opposed any restrictions on avian migration.
Tax Evasion
As Jeff was led away in handcuffs for tax evasion, he tried to hide from the stinking paparazzi and wondered what form you used to report rodents caught . .
Bad Contacts
Gilbert was pretty sure his new contacts were not made in North America or Europe; the slipping was a dead giveaway . . .
O.W.L. Party
In view of the “interesting” bunch of characters running for president, the “OWL Party” believed their candidate had a good chance. OWL didn’t refer to wisdom, it stood for “Out With Logic, On With Lunacy . . .”
No Vegan
When Gilbert’s girl friend started talking about going vegan, he knew he better start looking around. Asparagus burgers . . .?
The Good China
“We are supposed to be best friends,” said James to Sandra and Julie, “but when we are invited to dinner, they never get out the good china!”