A selection of Various Birds
Not Her Type
Sure, they both had long legs, long beaks, and liked sushi, but Juanita just couldn’t get the guy to understand–he was not her type, and he never would be . . .
Swamp People Fashion
Sally was miffed; her proposal for Swamp People panty hose to add a touch of elegance was rejected by Hanes and L’Eggs . . .
Stiff Neck
The yoga class had been fine until Chester was unable to unwind from one of the meditative poses . . .
Shaky Platform
Considering a late independent run for president, Ross Perot’s grandson was told by his campaign managers that his platform was pretty shaky . . .
Bad Hair Day
Gerald was stunned: as his girlfriend left , she said she wouldn’t be seen with him until he did something about his personal grooming . . .
The Law of Unintended Consequences
When Bruno forgot to change the sugar water, the sun worked its magic turning the sweet concoction to a crude form of rum, and of course the guys for miles around all came for a short snort. It quickly became clear why airline pilots are forbidden to drink before flying.