A selection of Various Birds
Missing Emails Found
Using trained data locator pigeons, the FBI was able to recover and read many files one of the presidential candidates had reported “accidentally deleted” . . .
Bling Job
Anthony’s ruby throat just wasn’t developing as fast or as big as the other guys; he was seriously considering getting a “Bling Job” . . .
Just a Sip
Timmy’s mother had told him, “Don’t drink the swimming pool water; who knows what’s in it?” But Timmy couldn’t resist, just a sip . . .
Elvis Impersonator
Jerome finally knew his goal; be an Elvis look-a-like and sing “Hound Dog” and “In The Ghetto” at the Louisiana floating casinos, getting high dollar chips for tips . . .
Beer Money
Buster had been trying to steal the wire all week so he could sell the copper for beer money, but he just couldn’t get it loose . . .
