A selection of Various Birds
There Goes the Neighborhood
While on the way to dinner, Huey (bright northern shoveler male) started personal grooming in public. Bruce (right, coot) told Gabby, his mate, “There goes the neighborhood . . .”
Caught In the Act
It had been claimed that hummingbirds’ wings stood still sometimes, but Gerhardt actually proved it . . .
Does This Make My Butt Look Fat?
Robert (right) knew he had to tread carefully when Sally (left), his new wife, asked him if being ready to lay eggs made her butt look fat . . .
Redheads
The boys kept ducking her; Lizzy didn’t get it–didn’t boys like redheads? Lucille Ball, Maureen O’Hara and Janis Joplin were redheads; what was wrong with her . . .?
Frog Legs
After the storm muddied the waters, fishing on the Gulf Coast had been tough, but the frog leg supply seemed to be holding up . . .
Reading for the Part
When asked what he was doing, Albert said practicing reading for the part of Al Sharpton in a PBS documentary on Harlem . . .