A selection of Various Birds
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Carl, a Northern Parula, had missed a turn on the southward migration and ended up in Texas. He was upset and missing family, and the kids kept calling him "Carola Parula" instead of his real name. And he had always heard that Texans were hospitable, kind, and friendly . . .
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Like many teens, Luigi and Bruce turned their backs on their mother's wise advice, but they soon found out she was right--Serrano peppers were not the same as crawdads or tadpoles . . .
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When Hilda, embarrassed, stuck her head in the water, her husband Gabe reminded her, "You're not an ostrich, and that's not sand . . ."
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When Gina lost her job, her friend Kiki suggested pole dancing. Gina was puzzled; dance with a Polish man up here? Too crowded . . . and was it to be ballet? Ball room dancing? An Irish jig? Clogging or tap dancing? Would she have to take lessons first . . . ?
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When Bobby Jim heard they were going to film a Daffy Duck movie, he quickly applied for the leading Daffy role, only to be told he didn't look "Daffy enough . . ."
Late Again
Brida was in a mood–her soon to be husband (maybe not)) was late again, claiming he had car trouble. She was pretty sure his “car trouble” was that his keys were still in his pocket as he drank beer with his buddies and waited for the game to finish . . .