Snakes in the Garden
Billy was going to protest–every time the kids played “creation in the garden of Eden,” he had to be the snake, even though everyone knew he was too shy to talk to girls . . .
All Tied Up
When Charley Bob’s fiance Gwendolyn, always playful, suggested he try on the handcuffs, he felt a little niggle of anxiety . . .
Excess Luggage Charge
Tabitha (pictured) was miffed. Since her husband had passed away, she had been saving her money to take a trip to visit her family. She had viewed her egg sack as carry-on luggage, but the airline’s new rules said it didn’t qualify–they insisted that she either purchase another seat, or pay the fee to have it travel as checked luggage . . .
Drag on the Market
“Well, there goes the neighborhood,” thought Sammy (not pictured); another home abandoned after falling behind on the payments on that refinance with the adjustable rate that went sky high. He was still trying to sell his home and move to New York, but another repo would create a drag on the market . . .
Appropriate Dress
It had been called a casual outdoor event, but Hector told Billy that they should have taken London’s winter weather into account . . .
Size is Against Him
After Charlie saw the news clip about the Florida man using an alligator to get beer at a Quik Stop, he wondered if his gator would work–Nope! Too big to get through the door! Plus, the gator demanded his share of the beer . . .