Pokémon Reject
Boudreaux was wild about Pokemon Go; he applied to be the newest Pokémon character, but was told Pokémon was short for Pocket Monster, and not even Texas had pockets that big . . .
Boudreaux was wild about Pokemon Go; he applied to be the newest Pokémon character, but was told Pokémon was short for Pocket Monster, and not even Texas had pockets that big . . .
Quincy’s offer to guard the ponds at Disney World was rejected–they said he might scare the children–His lawyer said they would file a discrimination lawsuit . . .
Jerome finally knew his goal; be an Elvis look-a-like and sing “Hound Dog” and “In The Ghetto” at the Louisiana floating casinos, getting high dollar chips for tips . . .
The pressure had been tremendous, and the President had discovered that real privacy was harder to find than he had ever dreamed possible. The advance crew suggested this area in Glacier National Park, but even there, grizzly bears were a potential problem, though perhaps less of a danger than his political opponents . . .
Buster had been trying to steal the wire all week so he could sell the copper for beer money, but he just couldn’t get it loose . . .
Many historians argue that the Spanish or the Vikings discovered Central America, but it proved to be the Scottish clan, the McCaws . . .