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For years, the family had lived on the west side; that was where the best schools and universities were, but when Julio heard about the University of Phoenix (on line) he finally agreed to give in to his wife Cynthia and move to the east side. He hadn't realized just how far east she'd had in mind . . .
Drama Queen
When Carol Lee’s dad refused to let her use the car to go to a Lady Ga Ga concert, she pointed at the sunset and said, “That’s how you make me feel, like I’m sinking socially!” He said if she was going to be a successful drama queen, she should go on line to the University of Phoenix and take some drama lessons.
Caught Skimming
Gwendolyn (pictured) had recently gotten a degree in accounting from the University of Phoenix (Online) in retail management and accounting and had gotten a nice job with Wal-Mart overseeing several stores in Texas, but she had to undergo a job and performance review when one of her “associates” accused her of skimming . . .
Back to Work
Timing couldn’t have been better; Bobby (pictured) had just gotten his degree from the University of Phoenix (On Line). He had returned to school after his layoff two years ago, and had gotten a degree in environmental science. Now here he was, down on the beach, looking for tar balls–but hey, it was a job.
Color Sense
Sheila’s friends said that her degree in fashion design from the University of Phoenix was useless, she had no color sense; who ever heard of green and hot pink together (except at a paint ball range)? Sheila thought them wrong; contrast isn’t always bad . . .
Tattoo?
Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line), he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover . . .