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Handsome Samson, looking for a little distinction, thought he might add a title, "His Royal Handsomeness" to Handsome Samson, or he could just go by "Sam I Am . . ."
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When Buttercup, always truthful, heard the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie," she wondered, "Why do they have to be asleep to lie? Can dogs lie if awake? And most important, how did they lie if asleep? By Vulcan Mind Meld . . .?
Daytime TV Madness
The pet psychiatrist had bad news; Buttercup had a bad case of Daytime TV Madness. She would have to go cold turkey no matter how hard it seemed; she couldn’t watch TV–not even the 10:00 News before bed . . .
Guard Duty
Her Royal Fuzziness, The Princess Buttercup, had been charged with protecting the family from rogue armadillos. She was practicing her “Kill” look, hoping intimidation would limit the actual need for violence . . .
