No Cows in Space
Carmen was simply stunned–she had been rejected as the first cow to travel in space–in fact there were no plans for any cows in space–bovine discrimination . . .?
Head-icure
When asked “Manicure or pedicure?” Lindsay said she thought a head-icure would be more fitting; no distracting gold or silver sparkly things, thank you . . .”
Cirque du Soleil Rejects
Cynthia (top) and her partner Gabby were very disappointed when they got a reject notice from Cirque du Soleil for their “Cattle Egret standing on One Leg on Cow” act . . .
Nose Job
Isabella’s boyfriend Ferdinand says he loves her nose just the way it is–don’t get a nose job–she thinks he’s just cheap and doesn’t want to pay . . .
Improper Signage
Bernadine was having trouble with her Home Owners Association–they were invoking the “Inappropriate Signage” clause, demanding she remove the offending signs . . .
