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Gustav was concerned about the sun damage on his back. The dermatologist suggested more sunblock. The concept sounded right, but he wondered how to apply it with his hoofs or even how he'd open the container . . .
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When Walters wife asked why he didn't get hired as a greeter at WalMart, he said the HR person cited "Personal grooming issues . . ."
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Lenny didn't mind being vegan (mostly), but those fast food commercials that bragged about bacon and cheese pulled at him. As he got ready for his afternoon siesta, he thought, "To sleep, perchance to dream (of bacon and cheese . . .)
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The union rep had cut a pretty good deal for grazing and winter shelter, but somehow he'd dropped the ball on the clothing allowance . . .
Last Man Standing
Eustace swore he would be the last man standing at his bachelor party, and it was down to him and Gary. And then he remembered, hey, they were bison, not men; had the bartender buffaloed them into drinking too much . . .?
Taking a Knee
Protesting fences, Eugene “took a knee” every time someone said, “Give me a home, where the buffalo roam . . .”