Spiders

  • Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .

Unexpected Weight Gain

By |November 23rd, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Dating Scene, Food, Glamor, Health, Spiders|Tags: , |Comments Off on Unexpected Weight Gain
  • Suzi had sent a wedding invitation to J Lo and A-Rod on the off chance they would attend. Conflicting schedules was her guess when they didn't show.  "Oh well," she thought, "there wasn't that much to eat at the reception anyway . . ."

J-Lo and A-Rod’s Invitation

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  • Billy Ray should have read the fine print in the HOA guidelines before he bought his home.  He  never seemed to  have a month without at least one letter from the HOA citing some infraction  and a demand that it be immediately corrected, or he'd be fined . . .

HOA Blues

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  • Homer had thought that putting out his web in the cold (for the Texas Gulf Coast) winter  while all the other spiders stayed at home would mean no competition, and he was right.  Sadly, all of the bugs also stayed in--slim pickings . . .

Slim Pickings

By |January 15th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Spiders, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Slim Pickings
  • Gary (pictured) had had a tough night; first he heard that wrestling was fake, then that Lady Gaga  was really a guy, that Oprah was retiring, and that Michael Jackson wasn't really dead but doing charity work in Haiti.  The final straw had been the news report that Mike Pence had run off with Madonna and been elected to  be prime minister of Israel.  It seemed as though he was living in a web of deceit . . . 

A Tough Night

By |December 8th, 2018|Categories: Politics, Pop culture, Spiders|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on A Tough Night

Just Like Tom Cruise

When Kelly told his buds he was looking for a mate, they all said, “You’re just a little guy, won’t the girls notice?”

“So’s Tom Cruise; he does all right with the girls, and he’s only got 2 legs,” replied Kelly . . .

By |October 18th, 2018|Categories: Spiders|Tags: , |Comments Off on Just Like Tom Cruise