Jack (pictured) had been a vegetarian all his life; in fact, his entire family were vegan. But with the advent of streaming television on his iPhone and the ongoing Burger King and Pizza Hut ads, Jack was beginning to have an unending craving for a little animal protein. The Chili’s ad for Baby Back Ribs put him over the top–he was going to go for the all you can eat option. . .
Prior to visiting India, Rufus had always thought the concept of being a vegetarian a little boring–no chicken wings, no burgers, no bacon–but after a trip to the market he thought maybe he was going to reevaluate . . .
Eustace was beginning to think that a balanced diet was largely influenced by one’s perspective–the first lady encouraged fruit such as apples, cherries, and melon, and vegetables like cabbage or green beans as part of a balanced diet. From his view, a balanced diet was getting the right mix of field mice, cotton rats, snakes, frogs and the odd vole, and while he conceded that his diet might be a little protein heavy, he felt the fact that most of his diet choices were vegetarian themselves should count for something. . . . . David, Sf.G.
