Breaking Ranks
Clarice knew doves were supposed to be vegan, but after eating two wasps and a dragonfly, she began wishing McDonald’s would offer the McRib sandwich again soon . . .
Busy
Kenny didn’t mind being vegan, for folks his size the only alternative was bugs and worms. Eating enough grass/seeds for 7 month hibernation took all summer . . .
Free Range Water
Damian’s hope was that when the PETA/Vegan crowd heard about his “free range water,” they would embrace the concept and his fortune would be made . . .
Discrimination/Stereotyping
Twyla was tired of discrimination and stereotyping–she was always expected to be a gentle vegan–she wanted a double meat Big Mac and Karate lessons . . .
No Vegan
When Gilbert’s girl friend started talking about going vegan, he knew he better start looking around. Asparagus burgers . . .?
Un-electable
Aloysius, a serious greenie, wanted to run for office on the Green Ticket. And though he didn’t use anything made of leather, ate only consenting vegetation, and didn’t own a car, he was still told, “Just not that many insects get elected . . .”