The Three Stooges
Sure, the guys cut up a bit and told dumb jokes, but they didn’t feel they should be made fun of and called the Three Stooges . . .
Sure, the guys cut up a bit and told dumb jokes, but they didn’t feel they should be made fun of and called the Three Stooges . . .
LaVerne really liked the old Three Stooges films, but he did wish his friends didn’t feel they had to call him “Curly” . . .
A newly rich Indian software genius had always loved the Three Stooges films, and acquired the Indian right for the series, using Indian actors. The actors, while handsome and elegant, seemed as much like the Stooges in real life as on the script . . .
The guys knew they weren’t all that bright; they never claimed to be Rhodes scholars, and they didn’t mind (much) being called “birdbrain” or “pinhead” (after all, their heads were pretty small, and their beaks ended in a narrow point), but they objected to being called the Three Stooges. Who was going to be Larry, who was going to be Curly and who was going to be Moe? They couldn’t remember what they had for breakfast; how were they going to remember those names?. . . . David, Sf.G.
When Harry, Curly, and Joe heard there was going to be a new Three Stooges movie made, they immediately went to Hollywood to try our for the lead roles. They were sad when they heard that one of the Stooges had to be short with almost no hair; one Stooge tall, big, and stupid, and the third chunky with a soup-bowl haircut and a nasty temper–and no, the make-up department couldn’t fix that . . . . David, Sf.G.