The “Pink Three” had tried out as cheerleaders for the Houston Texans, and the tryout routine was much harder and more gymnastic than they had ever dreamed. They were hoping that the chiropractor would give them a three-for-the-price-of-two discount to work out the kinks . . .
Hearing that local girls and diversity were strong points when selecting the new members for the Texans Cheerleaders squad, Twyla Sue and Mindi had tried out and been hopeful–sadly, they didn’t make the cut . . .
J. R. had been drafted by the Broncos but cut from the roster after only a year. He was now a Free Agent and hoped to get on with the Texans. The Broncos had said that even for a lineman he was big and he was quick, but with those short legs he just wasn’t tall enough . . .
The tailgaters had gotten so rowdy at the Texans’ football pregame party, it finally became necessary to call for crowd control. . . . . David, Sf.G.
The Ravens fans in purple outnumbered the Texans fans in orange; after all, this was a Ravens home field game. The real question was, Who were the guys in white? . . . . . David, Sf.G
Normally, the two part WalMart stupid ray–with the first stage cleverly hidden in the parking lot lights, and the second part hidden in what looked like a door opener–would be sufficient for normal crowds, but with the line starting even before the Texans Game was over on Thursday, they decided to do a couple of passes with the new airborne stupid ray to ensure maximum sales. . . . . David, Sf.G.
