Sunblock Blues
In spite of Sandy’s dermatologist touting the benefits of sunblock, she still had mottled skin, and the sunblock burned her eyes when she came up from a swim . . .
Lip Sunblock
When Kyle’s girl friend told him the white sunblock made his lips look funny, he said, “It prevents sunburn”–turns out he was right . . .
You Should Have Used Sunblock
Jimmy’s wife was alternating between trying to comfort him and being angry that he hadn’t used the sunblock she so carefully gave him before the offshore fishing trip. “What if you get skin cancer from the sunburn? We don’t have insurance. What would I tell my friends–my husband died of cancer of the face?”