Spoonbill

Pink Stand-In

While attending a “Pink” concert, Bernice had been approached by one of the entourage who asked if she would consider joining the tour and being an emergency lip syncing stand-in.  “Of course,” she replied, perhaps a little too quickly, “I can even lip sync under water; watch this.”  The call to join the group hasn’t come yet. “Maybe I’m not “pink” enough,” she thought. “Maybe I should be talking to Pink Floyd”. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |September 2nd, 2012|Categories: Birds, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Pink Stand-In

No More Buffets

Jerome (tall, white) had told his friends (the “Spoonbill Posse”) he wasn’t going to go to a buffet again, and yet here they were.  His complaints were several; mediocre food, It was always lukewarm, and who knew what the people ahead of you put in it for a joke when you weren’t looking . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |July 22nd, 2012|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , |Comments Off on No More Buffets