The Winner, Mostly
Now that the other Republican contenders had dropped out, Donald could take a deep breath . . . and start a hostile takeover of Hillary . . .
O.W.L. Party
In view of the “interesting” bunch of characters running for president, the “OWL Party” believed their candidate had a good chance. OWL didn’t refer to wisdom, it stood for “Out With Logic, On With Lunacy . . .”
Debate
As the top ten candidates for the Republican nomination lined up on the stage, they all looked pretty much alike (Indeed, they all claimed to be conservative). The only one missing was the Donald, who, it was reported, looked like a large, all-consuming spider and was bringing his web . . .
The Red Door
When choosing his political agenda, Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin had clearly chosen the red door. He wondered, though, what former Senator Joe McCarthy (the “Red Hunter”) would have thought of his choice . . .