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Lionel had thought to attend the Iowa Caucuses, believing he had heard "Cowcusses" and thinking the food might be good (They do have to feed 'em, don't they?). He'd heard Iowa was famous for corn, but then he also heard they were famous for beef production. That could end badly. He also wondered why cows would get together to cuss . . .
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Carrie, who lived in a "Blue" state, was asked by her neighbors how she was voting in the fall elections. She replied "Undecided". They expressed some doubts . . .
Long Face
When asked “Why the long face?” Candace Jean said, “Nobody bothered to poll the pelicans for the election, much less help to get out the pelican vote–all votes should count . . .”
Ducking the Issue
As she walked into WalMart, Louise faced a wall of reporters asking how she was voting and was accused of “ducking the issue” when she refused to be interviewed . . .
Cold Shoulder
Beau hadn’t heard any campaign promises that helped a moose–or any ungulates for that matter–so when the pollsters and campaign people called, he gave them the cold shoulder . . .
Countdown Sunset
Hearing a concerned news commentator liken the time till election to an almost finished sunset, Karyn couldn’t help but wonder if after the election the sun was ever coming back up . . .