New York

Just a Taste

Michael was stupefied; he had  just taken a small taste of the NY NY tourist lady’s ice cream as he poked his head out of the shrubbery, and she threw her iced cream cone in the trash and ran screaming . . .

By |June 27th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Travel|Tags: , |Comments Off on Just a Taste

Does That Taste Funny to You?

After eating a New York comedian who got too close to the bayou bank, one alligator asked the other, “Does that taste funny to you . . .?”

By |May 22nd, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Does That Taste Funny to You?

Cold

When the New York bond traders heard it was cold in Florida, they thought the Floridians were just whining and sniveling; then they stepped out of the terminal . . .

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July 4th Contest

New York and Nathan’s had their July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, so not to be outdone, Texas had its Fresh Fish eating contest.   Clyde was running into trouble with #38 . . .

By |July 3rd, 2017|Categories: Beach Scenes, Birds, Fishing, Food, Pop culture, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on July 4th Contest

Line Dancing

Ever popular in Texas, Line Dancing was having a little bit of a tough time getting traction in L. A. or NY NY; go figure . . .

By |June 29th, 2017|Categories: Flowers, Pop culture, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Line Dancing

Not From Here

Kendra, visiting from New York, had never seen a sunset like this back home– Maybe it was a bizarre reflection from a dirty windshield . . .

By |January 4th, 2017|Categories: sunsets & rainbows, Texas, Travel|Tags: , |Comments Off on Not From Here