Polly couldn’t believe what Blake was telling her–Blake had just heard on MSNBC–Michelle Obama was leaving Barack and the White House to marry George Clooney and start a new Hip Hop record label featuring former politicians like Newt, Romney, and Janet Reno . . .
The turnout for the SXSW film festival in Austin drew the usual crowd of Glitterati–Cher, Al Gore and his band the AlGoreRhythms, Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump, Michelle Obama–even Al Sharpton made it as a guest of Spike Lee, as did three Marilyn Monroe, four Elvis and one Richard Nixon look-alikes (oddly, no Michael Jackson look-alikes), but when Willie Nelson showed up (possibly under the influence of mind-altering substances) with his trumpet, and claimed that he was Miles Davis reincarnated, it was suggested that he “quit tooting his own horn”. . . . . David, Sf.G.
It had already been a bad news day as Charlie drove to the store; an unbalanced budget, political uncertainty, the Eurozone crisis, North Korea with a new leader, and the Iranians trying to go nuclear. But all of that paled into insignificance as he went through the checkout line and saw in the tabloids, “Pippa Dumped Three Times In Six Months And Doesn’t Know Why,” ” Kim Addicted To Plastic Surgery,” and “Michelle Obama Secretly Dating Ryan Seacrest!” Now there was some bad news . . . . . David, Sf.G.
