Texas good ol’ gal Justine-Lucille knew that back-to-back cruises–one to the Caribbean, one to Alaska, and one in the Mediterranean–with all you can eat lobster plus free beer and drinks hadn’t been kind to her dieting plan. She hadn’t realized just how badly she had sabotaged her goal until she tried the elephant ride . . .
It had been called a casual outdoor event, but Hector told Billy that they should have taken London’s winter weather into account . . .
Jumbo (kneeling) didn’t mind carrying his own weight, or even that of the others, but he was tired of working for peanuts . . .
Bob (Your Uncle) was doing his doctoral thesis to prove that not only do tree rings indicate years, but the bulges show bad diet choices for some years . . .
Amazingly, the Clown Lives Matter phenomenon was already taking hold, with clowns holding up their hands and saying “Don’t shoot! It’s a rubber nose . . .”
When Junie and Jim heard the announcement over the PA system that there would be a significant delay in finishing their ride on the Eye of London due to technical difficulties, they decided to call out for pizza–they were dismayed that delivery wasn’t available . . .
