Creepy Crawly
Roger’s costume party get-up, a clown caterpillar, wasn’t working. Turns out people thought clowns were creepy enough but creepy AND crawling was over the top . . .
Clown Lives Matter
Amazingly, the Clown Lives Matter phenomenon was already taking hold, with clowns holding up their hands and saying “Don’t shoot! It’s a rubber nose . . .”
April Fools’
Andy was tired; no, worse, he couldn’t bear another April fools’ day joke. He was pretty sure his wife hadn’t left him for a clown, was pretty certain his boss hadn’t fired him and hired the same clown to replace him, and the clown hadn’t sold his children to wandering gypsies . . .